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Last updated: Monday, January 22, 2007 | 83 Views Tags: ancient rome, criminal mastermind, cuz, earl grey, foot rest, imagination, little kid, sip, slaves
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Question: Is it possible that cats will take over the world in the year 2015, or is my cat wrong. Cuz she said they would. And then dogs would be there slaves. They would all go to the moon and play poker as they sip Earl Grey. It would be like ancient rome only not.
My phsycolligist said that her cat is a criminal mastermind and he will rule us all, with her as his foot rest. Is this really gonna hapen?
I am not high, and I am not a little kid either.
I just have an imagination
Answer: It is definately going to happen! I've caught my cat countless times plotting with her daughter. First they start with the vets, then they move their way up. Of course their owners will be their advisors when they are the world's emporesses. At least Faithful promised me i would… lol
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Mike Smith
January 22, 2007
I don't think so. Good imagination.
January 22, 2007
well cats r smarter than dogs, so yeah i believe that. they have the ability to think and hold information. dogs just have a few things to think about - food, play and drool
January 22, 2007
wake up!!! humans are the dominant species here on earth!!
January 22, 2007
are you 8? or just on drugs…
January 22, 2007
Well, it would be nice if they did - because we would all get to sleep about 20 hours per day. I hope it comes true!
January 22, 2007
Cats took over the world about five thousand years ago, they just haven't bragged about it too much because they prefer to rule through subtlety and discretion.
When that first felis sylvestris libycus came out the desert to hunt rats for some Egyptian farmer, do you think he was doing it for the farmer's benefit? No! He knew that by making agriculture possible he would encourage humans to build villages, cities and great nations full of comfortable houses with kitty beds and cat toys, all for the benefit of future generations of cats.
Most people don't know this, but that's because the cats don't want them to know.
January 22, 2007
hope not i like dogs better
January 22, 2007
You've watched the movie 'Cats & Dogs' one too many times….