Am I a Better Texas Hold 'em Poker Player
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Last updated: Tuesday, August 23, 2011 | 165 Views Tags: , , , , ,

We’ve had a reader question come in on the subject of poker. Let’s take a look:

Question: If Alex Roidriquhez could take a magic pill to be a better Poker player i bet he’d take it.

BQ: How’d A-Roidy do in his first game back from Vacation?

Answer: I guess a-roid could get botox treatments. They make it difficult to make out facial expressions and would perhaps give him an edge in poker games.
BQ: A-Roid was 0-5 in his return from the DL today. I am sure plenty of Yankees fans will come in and give me thumbs down and tell us how great he was in his return though. They are never concerned with facts.

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  1. AL Champs (73-54)
    August 23, 2011

    I can’t wait to see the Rangers spank the Sox again this week.

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  2. Frittoman626
    August 23, 2011

    You really are a disgrace to baseball fans everywhere

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  3. Fozzy
    August 23, 2011

    Doubtful for two reasons.
    Poker takes brains.,
    And in the case of Texas Hold-Em, it takes the ability to count to seven.
    Personally I don’t think you have either one.

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  4. Not a Tigers fan
    August 23, 2011

    I’m gonna laugh when Tampa Bay wins the wild card just because you said that

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  5. Neon Knights
    August 23, 2011

    Back in the day, the "Breakfast of Champions" for top poker players was alcohol and cigarettes, with maybe a quick nine holes - at high stakes - before sitting at a table for half a day or more. If A-Rod ever matched cards with Gabe "Welcome Back Kotter" Kaplan, he would need to be fed intraveneously from the Fountain of Youth for the next 20 years to pay off the gambling debt.

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  6. Lonesome Rhodes
    August 23, 2011

    It was business as usual for AFraud: oh for five and pouting in the dugout. The boy really is a big, dumb animal.

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  7. Thee Brett
    August 23, 2011

    are you forgetting that Manny and Ortiz also tested positive for steroids in 2003?

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  8. imranite
    August 23, 2011

    5th grade classes will be starting soon for you.

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  9. Nick
    August 23, 2011

    From vacation? He wasn’t on vacation, he was on the DL. Being on the DL isn’t being on vacation.

    And no Jon or should I say Jandy since you really are the same person and don’t try to deny it, not only Yankees fans are giving you thumbs downs because I gave you one and I almost always give you one because your answers make no sense and are usually wrong.

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  10. EliteModerator
    August 23, 2011

    David Roidtiz

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