I Was Playing Poker with Tarot Cards and I Got
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Last updated: Friday, April 1, 2011 | 91 Views Tags: , ,

Well here’s a question I just had to answering straight away:

Question:
I am to pretty for jail.
Answer: go through their pockets

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13 comments
  1. No Chance Without Jesus
    April 1, 2011

    go all in

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  2. gutbucket
    April 1, 2011

    Become a troll on Y!A.

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  3. GmK - Respawned
    April 1, 2011

    Take the pot and find another game.

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  4. YDKKDY
    April 1, 2011

    Pat yourself on the back! you just got a multi-kill feed!

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  5. D
    April 1, 2011

    No evidence, other than this question. I will keep it on the DL **** don’t you mean——too—–pretty****

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  6. loki
    April 1, 2011

    shuffle up and deal

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  7. Uncle Thesis
    April 1, 2011

    A royal flush?
    Is that when the queen goes to the toilet?
    Do as Superman did.
    Fly around the planet, opposite its turning direction, and go back in time.

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  8. great gig in the sky
    April 1, 2011

    Bet heavy and see if anyone goes in. If they don’t yer screwed on the hand.

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  9. Apocalypse Cow
    April 1, 2011

    Got an LOL from me.

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  10. TOM P
    April 1, 2011

    Take the money and run

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  11. We All Live In Amerika
    April 1, 2011

    Get the hell outta there… Now!!! and thake the cards, you may need them again.

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  12. Hobgoblinoid
    April 1, 2011

    Start playing with your enemies.

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  13. pǝʞɔıʍ ɥɔʇıʍ™ of the West
    April 1, 2011

    Doh!
    You’re screwed.
    {{{{House}}}}

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