If Satan and Chuck Norris Played Poker Who Wou
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Last updated: Friday, July 29, 2011 | 94 Views Tags: , , ,

This week’s question is a good one. Let’s have a look:

Question: i think chuck would win using pokemon cards
Answer: Norris would. It’s a FACT!

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

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  1. Toke Lover - CANTHEIST
    July 29, 2011

    Chuck could win using Old Maid cards…Chuck always wins

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  2. Lonesome Polecat
    July 29, 2011

    No question, Chuck.

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  3. Shinji Ikari
    July 29, 2011

    Chuck Norris.

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  4. USA MALE
    July 29, 2011

    Devil can cheat until the return of Christ

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  5. Taylor
    July 29, 2011

    I think Chuck Norris could win using his ’stache.

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  6. Creation Detective
    July 29, 2011

    Chuck Norris is a Christian so he wouldn’t be playing games with Satan.

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  7. Steve Werthing
    July 29, 2011

    Chuck Norris doesn’t win, he just allows you to lose.

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  8. Anon Eemus
    July 29, 2011

    Well, since Satan doesn’t exist, Chuck Norris would win…

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  9. commissionergordon19
    July 29, 2011

    Chuck Norris any day of the week, obliviously.

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  10. Nerd Nerdington
    July 29, 2011

    Chuck Norris would win with no cards at all. ^_^

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  11. jay
    July 29, 2011

    Satan- cuz he has had centuries of practice at poking people with his pitchfork.

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  12. BJ Freeman sic itur ad astra
    July 29, 2011

    Being "Satan" can alter reality, chuck could think he saw a full house till he laid down his card.
    he would lose.

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